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Review: Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark

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One scary night in Rhode Island back in the horse-and-carriage day, a wildlife painter on par with John James Audubon takes hammer-and-chisel to the teeth of his maid. If he supplicates the diabolical fairies dwelling in the ash pit under the basement, they may unhand his eight-year-old son. (He already made a sacrifice of his own teeth to no avail. )The manic, furry, screechy little supernatural monsters drag the painter into their abyss beneath Blackwood Manor. This prelude to “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” sports a mastery of horror tropes. The opening credits are great, too. But the rest, set in the present and shot in Melbourne, is not up to par with earlier work by co-writer, co-producer and creature-voicer Guillermo del Toro (“Pan’s Labyrinth”). Read the rest of this entry »

Review: Fright Night

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“People change,” observes someone or other in this remake of the 1985 original written and directed by Tom Holland. Marti Noxon (co-writer of “I Am Number Four” and credited with twenty-three episodes of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”) scripts a spunky teen-themed vampire comic thriller. Adolescents whose skin clears up are not the only ones undergoing metamorphosis in a Las Vegas suburb plagued with foreclosures. Toni Collette (“Little Miss Sunshine”) plays a single mom and Century 21 real estate agent who finds a singular use for one of her “For Sale” lawn signs. Read the rest of this entry »

Review: Final Destination 5

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Death is not evil, just damn inventive in the “Final Destination” franchise. Thanks to one character’s premonition (a vivid pre-viz as realistic as a disaster-action film scene), a handful of Americans escape death in a big accident. After attending a memorial service for the dead, these survivors find their luck is short-lived. One by one, they die in outlandish accidents staged, it seems, by a cosmic accountant correcting the death toll through a perversely engineered chain of unlikely events leading to a grisly fatality. There’s usually a frizzle of static on the radio or video screen, or a flicker of the lights to signal the debacle to come. But if this is God’s handiwork, He only supplies a nudge. Typically, a slight breeze sets the mechanics in action. Read the rest of this entry »

Secret Language: The Alien Lingo of “Attack The Block”

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By Ray Pride

Fireworks come screaming across the sky. Near the hulking fortress of a London housing estate, five teenagers are mid-mugging. It’s Guy Fawkes Day; a larger flare falls to earth. Monsters. Alien monsters. Who can save the “block”? Five unlikely heroes and their once-victim, now reluctant co-human, are on the run, through the streets, through the vast estate’s corridors as more monsters land and hunt. There’s only one enemy now. (“Inner city vs. outer space” is one of the filmmakers’ coinages for the elemental conflict.) Running under ninety minutes, even with end credits, Joe Cornish’s debut feature is triumphantly rude and violent and headlong thrilling and even funny, honoring worlds of influence that came before. The richest gift of Cornish’s work is how it’s permeated with influence, but he listens to film history the way he listened to the kids near his home and the actors in his film to create its fast, funny lingo: transformatively. Read the rest of this entry »

Review: We Are The Night

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(Wir sind die Nacht, 2010) Dennis Gansel’s “We Are The Night” is a toothsome packet of Euro-artiness in a sleek school with movies like “Run Lola Run” and “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo”: genre (and generic) vampire trappings wrapped up in designer decadence, in magazine-spread imagery across a largely nighttime latter-day Berlin. Hardly as ambitious as Gansel’s 2008 “The Wave,” about high schoolers’ tendencies toward fascism, “Night” still has its youthful origins; Gansel says he wrote the script when he was 23. Mostly, it’s pleasingly posh pulp about a trio of upscale female Berlin biters who introduce a new figure to their fold and lose their cool as they try to impress their new convert. Their lifestyle’s telegraphed in an opening scene where they’ve bloodied all the passengers of a private plane—including the pilot. How to get down from the skies over Berlin, especially with shopping bags in tow? Later, one says within a relentless loop of nightclubbing, “We binge-drink, do lines, screw as much as we want and we never get fat, pregnant or addicted.” Read the rest of this entry »

Review: Hobo With A Shotgun

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“Here was a man,” Travis Bickle once intoned, “who would… not… take it… any more.” “Hobo with a Shotgun” is not “Taxi Driver.” But here is a man: the once-gorgeous Rutger Hauer, now 67, grizzled yet tautly handsome, and basking in a role more extreme than Roy Batty in “Blade Runner,” in the league with those he embodied in his eager youth for Paul Verhoeven (“Turkish Delight,” “Soldier of Orange,” “Spetters”). How much of a vagrant is this hobo? He even totes a bindle on a cane on a freight car into an apocryphal Nova Scotia city by a lake, under 1970s-style main titles. Shades of Kurosawa’s “Yojimbo,” perhaps. Or perhaps not. “Hobo With A Shotgun,” the bad-taste sensation of Sundance and SXSW 2011, as well as VOD in the late weeks of spring, comes to the Music Box for two weeks of midnight shows. Read the rest of this entry »

Review: Stake Land

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Lovingly mounted rural vampire horror from ace producer Larry Fessenden’s Glass Eye Pix label, Jim Mickle’s “Stake Land” (written by Nick Damici) is the kind of taut, modestly scaled, minimally budgeted work that ideally brings out the best in genre filmmakers. It’s a post-Apocalyptic punch in a time filled with the walking dead, both on screen and behind the camera: on “The Road” ahead, with the undead. Among the filmmakers’ useful juxtapositions is between zombies and fundamentalists: blunt metaphor bleeds sly suggestiveness. The road to New Eden after the fall of all government, populated by “The Brotherhood,” is paved with stakecraft rather than statecraft. (Twenty-eight zombie movies later…) And when your lead is named “Martin” (Connor Paolo)? It’s a wink that manages not to blind: homage of the dead (whether a cinephilic filmmaker loves Rohmer or Romero, they can’t help themselves).  What’s at stake? Society. Belief. Humanity. And some terrifically assured production values (the moody camerawork is by Ryan Samul). With Kelly McGillis, Michael Cerveris, Nick Damici, Danielle Harris, Bonnie Dennison. 98m. (Ray Pride)

“Stake Land” opens Friday at the Music Box.

Review: Scream 4

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Well, that’s inconvenient. Slouching contentedly through the end credits during the press screening, I abruptly realized that the four wittiest lines in “Scream 4″ are all spoilers. (No jokes for you!) That’s a good thing, but it’s good in the same way as any attempt at a plot synopsis. Even without the encouragement of Dimension Films to keep it to a minimum, it seems like a courtesy to let surprises surprise. Let’s shoot for a vague one: reversals and meta-reversals romp through the night streets of Woodsboro, with knowingness atop mega-meta-knowingness a decade past the killings in “Scream 3″ when Sidney (Neve Campbell) returns to town on the last stop of her book tour for her self-help book-cum-memoir about the earliest killings and the “Stab” movies-within-movies from the earlier installments. Among the cite-of-hand bits that pop from Kevin Williamson’s screenplay, one of the most apt is “We all live in public.” The implications in Ondi Timoner’s documentary, “We Live In Public,” about a prescient 1990s experiment in surveillance, where residents gave up any right of privacy for public, online display of their lives, resound similarly through the larger shape of Williamson’s script. Craven and Co. address all the damage technology has done to suspense and horror movies, which reaches its apex in a classroom where each teenager’s cell phone bursts into full, mad song, announcing texted gossip of a fresh murder. Read the rest of this entry »

Get Moving: “Insidious” takes the haunted-house genre further

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By Ray Pride

The first “Saw” movie was more clever, cruel clockwork than the kind of hostile horror that later entries in the series became.

After its unexpected success, its creators, the Australian director James Wan and screenwriter Leigh Whannell, then in their late twenties, were directly connected to only one of the sequels. In the years since their original 2003 short and the 2004 feature, Wan has directed only two other films. Their latest, “Insidious,” is a blood-free variation on classic haunted-house stories, with the duo hoping to avoid “false” scares of sudden sounds and leaping cats if at all possible. A young couple (Patrick Wilson, Rose Byrne) moves into a new home, and soon their youngest child falls into a coma and scary happenings fill their nights with fear. They also address another bugbear of the genre: why don’t characters move out of houses possessed by supernatural and otherworldly agents? (There’s a bizarre detour involving a psychic and a pair of sub-”Ghostbusters” investigators that turn “Insidious” into two, two movies in one.)

“We wanted to have the family move!” Wan says with the youthful exuberance he displayed when we first met seven years ago. “That’s the number-one gripe with haunted-house movies. If your house is so haunted, why don’t you move? Even though it is a haunted-house movie, we want to take the subgenre and in a lot of ways break these clichés, or subvert it. One of the things people always complain about is, why don’t they move out of the creepy house they’re living in?” Read the rest of this entry »

Review: Red Riding Hood

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Grimmmmmm: “Red Riding Hood” is little. The latest teen-girl chastity/purity myth trading on sublimated sexuality from director Catherine Hardwicke (“thirteen,” “Twilight”) may be one of the few werewolf movies without blood in its veins. (Worse, spatters and streaks of blood flow black to insure a clean PG-13 rating.) After a choppily edited opening reel or two, where characters seldom speak important dialogue while on screen, but instead with their backs to camera, “Red Riding Hood” settles into its groove, becoming a Zucker brothers movie with the jokes plucked out. Hardwicke, with “Twilight,” is the highest-grossing female director in history, and it’s a blow for equality that she can move from that marker and attempt to become the distaff Rob Cohen. The visual style lacks only for pockets packed with glitter, the simple story stumbling through mist and muzz and smoke. Set-and-CGI bound, in soft focus as if shot in a talc plant, “Red Riding Hood” demonstrates that when anything is possible, everything winds up looking like a Thomas Kinkade flipbook. Read the rest of this entry »